31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse

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  1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
  2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
  3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
  4. Play at couch quail (1521)
  5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
  6. Board a land carrack (1604)
  7. Fadoodling (1611)
  8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
  9. Night physic (1621)
  10. Princum-prancum (1630)
  11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
  12. Join paunches (1656)
  13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
  14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
  15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
  16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
  17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
  18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
  19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
  20. Join giblets (1680)
  21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
  22. Lerricompoop (1694)
  23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
  24. Houghmagandy (1700)
  25. Pogue the hone (1719)
  26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
  27. Dance the kipples (1796)
  28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
  29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
  30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
  31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

"You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning."

"Please tell me
I’m not as forgettable
as your silence
is making me feel."

"Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are."

 Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via w0lverines)

(Source: cratur, via itsthewaitingunknown)